I have a resentment against ducks and geese. They settle in a place for the winter, now that the winters are warmer around here, and they leave stuff. Months of stuff. Sometimes year-round of stuff. In Mt Vernon, Ohio there is a beautiful reflecting pool at the state hospital surrounded by a concrete sidewalk. Guess why most people don’t go to the reflecting pool?
Softball diamonds around here work the same way just as soon as a low spot and winter puddles develop. Then when you rip and grade it with a tractor in the spring, it’s hard to breathe. Also during rainstorms. Makes me want to quit enjoying driving tractors.
If I were King I would get a good Savage .22 with some long rifle ammunition and…….well. It would be a lot more fun to shoot them out of the sky. They’re flying along and there’s a kind of spasm and then they drop straight down like rocks! Trouble is they’re too damn greasy to eat.
Pigeons belong in this category too. Besides having an IQ of 4 they try to nest on my upstairs front porch in the winter. I do shoot them. With a pellet gun. Enough is enough!
No I won’t shoot your deer. But I have to admit that venison is very tasty and very (low fat) healthy. Especially makes totally awsome chili! Yo Bambi! Ta!
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