Murder most fowl or Why I want to live with little old ladies.

I am a little cross-eyed because I have just finished watching The Naked Gun and arsing my larf off. This is an alcoholic spoof on the Naked City. Also I have new glasses which seem to make me confused when I walk fast. I cannot be held responsible for anything I write after this point.





I was shopping today for some moisturizing lotion and found a quart bottle of something called Goat's Milk that was made in Upper Volta. It comes in a plastic milk bottle and smells like old goats, and will do a teriffic job if I can get all the dogs in the neighborhood to quit following me.



More to come.....